What is Italian Penis?
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definitely the king of all penises
Gina: So how'd it go last night...
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "italian penis".
Gina: They are definitely the kings of penis.
Maria: Yep.
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that shit above this definition is true and all the girls kno it italians are hung like horses
I, Paul am huge! I have an italian penis. But sorry ladies I'm taken.
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An Italian Penis is a very big and thick penis. It is rumoured that Italian men and men of
Ben: Hey man! What have you got underneath your trousers? A whiskey bottle?
Giuliano: No man, it's just my Italian Penis!
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4.
The most gigantic penis in the wole world. Italian men and their male descendents are said to have a very big penis. It's a gift of the race.
Ben: Hey man! Have you hidden a whisky bottle under your pants?
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!
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5.
a short fat penis with a ton of greasy hair that is usually shorter than 4 inches long.
That guy has an italian penis, it barely gets into the vagina.
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6.
A phallic devise that causes many woman to stray from their desired future in Psychology, as well as to lose their ability to speak in Greek and German
OMG, I accidentally was penetrated by an Italian penis, then I could no longer speak Greek! I wish I had known before hand.
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