What is Italian Soccer?
1.
A special kind of soccer in which the most important skill is the ability to writhe on the field in fake agony until the ref yellow/red cards an opposing player.
Pro-wrestling is about as legit as Italian soccer.
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2.
The soccer that has earned the hatred of nations worldwide.
Thier best tactic: The sham dive
Italy spent half the time in the finals
on the ground. Italian soccer suks
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