Italiano, Mike Edit Meaning

1. Owtf= Oh, what the fuck? Usually used to show surprise. Guy1: Oh, by the way. I slept with your wife. Guy2: OWTF!? Guy1: Yeah, we g..

1. I would like my penis belong to celebrities, so I call him Dick von Zipper. I call my penis -- Dick von Zipper..

1. please and thank you. Not to be mistaken as plenty. Hey, you! You didn't pay me for last night! Get me the money as soon as possib..