What is Itch?
1.
Something that pisses you off therefore you scratch it.
Damn itch is making me wanna scratch my balls! - Dude with Itch
2.
A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.
"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"
"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"
3.
v. What illiterate people and idiots say when they presumably mean
Can you itch my back?
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4.
Nice name for calling some one a bitch.
I said to my best friend, Cassie, "you are an itch"
5.
A small group of sorority girls. See also
"Did you see the itch at that table? Their perfume is making me dizzy."
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6.
cloth seats in a car.
Jimmy is cheap. He refused to spend an extra $50 to outfit his new Ferrari with leather seats. Now they're itch and we're always scratching.
"No itch, strictly leather." - Big Tymers
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7.
v. to scratch. Comes from what you do when a bodypart takes the literal meaning of the word. Commonly used with the genitalia, due to
I had to step back and itch my nuts.
