Itch Twitchy Twat

What is Itch Twitchy Twat?


1.

When you fuck a long, hard, throbbing cock and your pussy and ass get stretched and the next morning you're twat is really sore

After getting fucked like an animal and having Mike cum all over my perfect ass, I immediately realized I wouldend up with an itch twitchy twat the next morning

2.

When you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with Billy Ray Cyrus

Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat

Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush


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