Itchy Beard

What is Itchy Beard?


1.

Used when one doesn't believe something to be true.

Jeff: "Do you believe in god?"

Dave: "Bahaha, itchy beard!

See right, wrong, stupid, foolish

2.

Said in response to a statement that is believed to be false. The previous example where the statement is "Do you believe in God?" and the response is "Itchy beard" is wrong simply because a question cannot be false.

Jack: "Mine's ten inches - and that's flaccid"

John: "Itchy beard!"

See lie, false, disbelief

3.

when the hair around your arse starts to itchy.

blood: hey G

G: what blood

Blood: i got an itchy beard

G: safe blood

See youth


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