Itchy Bits

What is Itchy Bits?

Used as an exclamation when one discovers or realises that one has an itch anywhere upon their body. It does not have to relate to the private parts.

Dude that woollen jumper has given me itchy bits!

I have itchy bits! (to be exclaimed loudly in a public place)

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