What is Itchy Bits?
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Used as an exclamation when one discovers or realises that one has an itch anywhere upon their body. It does not have to relate to the private parts.
Dude that woollen jumper has given me itchy bits!
I have itchy bits! (to be exclaimed loudly in a public place)
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..