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A woman who calls her husband every five minutes to tell him what time it is and to get his ass home.
Linda is such a Phonetimer when C..
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A Dirty Paradise is when, after a night of sex, you pee on the fridge and you leave before your partner wakes up.
Jo did a dirty paradi..
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The best ice cream stand in the world. Gives you lots of ice cream for your money!!
"hey, i only have $1.50 on me, where should we..
