Itis Pill

What is Itis Pill?


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a non-medicinal substitute for sleep aids currently in development. the pill contains derivatives of tryptophan from turkey, saturated fats from slow-roasted pulled pork, and powdered Hawaiian Punch. The result is a very powerful sleep aid.

Side effects include sloth and obesity with continued use.

Overdose Warning: overdoses could result in a food-induced coma; something along the lines of eating 3 pulled pork sandwiches and washing it down with Hawaiian Punch. It's a good idea to be near a bed or La-z-boy Recliner when taking this medication

I'mma take my itis pill and hit the hay.

No, I can't go out tonight. I took an itis pill to relax and can't even think of getting off this couch.

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