Itofts

What is Itofts?

Web acronym for "I'm too old for this shit."

John: How are you feeling today?

Joe: I'm really hungover. ITOFTS!

See itofts, too, old, for, this, shit

Zorping

1. zorping is the act of skipping stones on a frozen body of water creating a "zorp" sound. "hey you guys wanna go zorping?..

Verbin' The Noun

1. A sly way to state masturbation. Parks: I caught Dustin verbin' the noun yesterday to a magazine of nude guys. What a faggot! See..

Zoo Monkey

1. (adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in. "If that Zoo Monkey thinks she&..

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