Itofts

What is Itofts?

Web acronym for "I'm too old for this shit."

John: How are you feeling today?

Joe: I'm really hungover. ITOFTS!

See itofts, too, old, for, this, shit

Dongerize

1. The act of scratching, painting, or spraying an image of a dong onto a wall or surface in a public place. Generally popular with adoles..

Hanukkah Tank

1. A tank of gasoline that lasts longer than one would expect. In reference to the Jewish tradition of Hanukkah, in which oil for their can..

Verciferously

1. a word used as an adjective to the word spurting. their love juices were spurting verciferously. See sex, idiots, sperm, cum..

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