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A chapped out, goatee wearing, child moleser looking,dirt on shoe having, carpet ruining,canned fruit eating, carrot spanking, curmudgen..
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Opposite of a Well Kept Beaver, a vagina in a poor state of up keep, usually meaning long pubic hair and general uncleanliness.
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When a guy is given a blumkin while recieving a back and foot massage as well as a haircut. During the entire process, he is eating hot ..