What is It's Funny Because It's Poisonous!?


1.

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"

"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."

"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."

"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

See Nick D

2.

When your tripping real shrooms and some guy you dont like is tripping the bad kind of shrooms.

I hope your not laughing because this is my 1st time tripping shrooms.

No bitch it's funny because its poisonous.

3.

Something you say when a really freaky person does something funny.

Rohan: Hey, Scott, stop touching my ass!

Evan: It's funny because it's poisonous!


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