What is It's Melee, Bitches?
1.
What someone says when they believe it has gotten to the point of fisticuffs, knifing, bashing of heads, or some other form of physical, harm-causing engagement. Coined by Ryan while playing D&D.
DM: "The sergeant says he cannot let you pass no matter how large your cock is reputed to be."
Ryan: "I'm asking one more time for him to let me through."
DM: "He says no. And, he says, you should go home and play with your dolls instead of wasting the time of busy, important men such as himself."
Ryan: "IT'S MELEE, BITCHES!!!"
Doug: "I turn invisible and leave the way we came in."
See
