It's Noon Somewhere

What is It's Noon Somewhere?

a sarcastic response to, 'isn't it a little early to be drinking?'

'I know it's still morning here, but hey, it's noon somewhere!'

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Chorgasm

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Emo Juice

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Panda Humper

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