It's Noon Somewhere

What is It's Noon Somewhere?

a sarcastic response to, 'isn't it a little early to be drinking?'

'I know it's still morning here, but hey, it's noon somewhere!'

See drank, drunk, wake and flake, harrisment, hair of the dog

Alcashits

1. After a night of partying and binge drinking you wake up and shit so hard core you have to get up during the shit and leave the bathroom..

Dickshinery

1. a shiner; dickshine. someone who sucks too much weener, shines it. what is this dickshinery? See shoeshine, hoe, dinosaurs..

Checking The Oil

1. When someone tickles you too close to the butthole. Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick ..

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