It's Not What It Looks Like!

What is It's Not What It Looks Like!?

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When you are fuckin a chick or jacking off your shit and your mom knocks on your door. Then she walks in without waiting for you to answer.

John screamed, "I'ts not what it looks like!" , but alas it was too late.

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