What is It's Not You, It's Me?


1.

I no longer find you attractive, but I can't say that because then I'll feel guilty. Oh, by the way, good riddance.

Girl: Listen, Harry, we need to talk...

Harry: huhuhuh whatfor sexy hot girl?

Girl: Look... it's not you, it's me. I don't think this is working out.

2.

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.

Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."

"What? Why? What did I do?"

"It's not you, it's me."

See Sarah

3.

The reason one gives when terminating a relationship with someone who turns out to be repulsive and/or mind-numbingly boring.

It's not you, it's me...I'm just not attracted to you.

4.

female slang for: It is you.

after the bitch chased me down the street with a knife, i told her "it's not you, it's me"

5.

Something bitch ass unoriginal pussies say.

Hey babe, look, it's not you, it's me. I need to figure things out. Like why I'm such a fucking pussy."

See spineless, bitchass, pussy, pansy, shithead


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