What is It's Rather Hard For A Deaf Woman To Hear An Assassin Coming?


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A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"

Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."


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