Itwat

What is Itwat?


1.

A person that is totally in love with their iPhone/iPod.

Generally an iTwat is unaware of the gimmicky kitschiness of their beloved device.

You will see the iTwat lovingly caress their overhyped consumer appendage with their spirit fingerswith a look of unwarranted pretention on their face that can only be obtained by the delusion that they now have an elevated social standing that can only manifest itself by lovingly caressing their overhyped consumer appendage with their spirit fingersand having a look of unwarranted pretention on their face.

Put your phone down Jay, stop being an iTwat.

See iphone, ipod, pretentious, twat, device


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