Iud

What is Iud?


1.

A birth control device, such as a plastic or metallic loop, ring, or spiral, that is inserted into the uterus to prevent implantation; intrauterine device.

Man: "Oh, crap. I forgot the condoms!"

Woman: "It's okay, honey. We can use my extra IUD!"

2.

A cheap form of birth control used in Third world countries. Also given out for free at Planed Parenthood. It is normmaly aproved for 5-10 years. Normally the risk do not outweigh the advantage. Birth control pills are recommend by sexologist and physicians. How ever some dumb girls like Jessica Stanley continue to get them in first world countries. Increasing their odds of scaring of the uterus, endometriosis, and other complications.

Jessica Stanley got an IUD despite being in a long term monogamous relationship, now she suffers from horribly painful periods, one of the side effects.

See side effects, pain, endometriosis, uterus, birth control, Oxytoxin

3.

I Use Drugs. A manifesto for Facebook or smth :).

- IUD! And that's it :)!

See drugs, manifesto, facebook, fun, party

4.

short for In ur Dreams... opposing an idea

HE: Im the most gorgeous guy here in the room

answer: Iud!!!hahahah

See dreamer, iud, dreams, lol, wtf

5.

IUD (eye-you-DEE) n. although it does not yet exist, IUD is an anagram for International Urban Dictionary

Sally: "Gee, I really like the UD. How about you?"

Sue: "I guess, but UDis narrow in scope. It has 99% English words."

Sally: "Shit Sue, you're trippin'.

Sue: "Whatever. I think an IUD would be more inclusive."

Sally: "Shut the fuck up. You're talking nonsense. The editors would never go for it."

Sue: "Fine, I'll start my own then."

See urban dictionary, editors, global commons


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