Ivan

What is Ivan?


1.

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!

totally fukable

See Ivan

2.

Originally meaning "gift of God". A good looking man, usually of Hispanic or Eastern European descent.

"Ooh, girl! There's some Ivan's up in this ethnic party tonight, they all look so good."

3.

A boyfriend who can be a COMPLETE ASSHOLE and the sweetest guy at the same point in time.

Ivan: "I can't wait till you graduate so i never see you again and this will all be over."

the Girlfriend: (Begins to cry at his hateful words)

Ivan: "Nah, i'm really going to miss you, seriously."

4.

- The one

- The Best

- The Only

- The Feared

- The Powerful

- The Beloved

- Simply me...

"Are you the Ivan?"

5.

Russian mobster operating in the United States.

The Boondock Saints killed every Ivan in Boston.

See Stormin

6.

the love of my life the only one i want but can never have..

ivan doesnt even know that i exist

See love, life, soulmate, beautiful, cute, hot

7.

Anyone of russian descent. German equivalent to "kraut" for the russians during WWII.

If the russian winter doesn't get him, Ivan sure will.

See russian, wwii, slang


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