Ivan It Up

What is Ivan It Up?


1.

1) To have a hissy fit if things aren't ironed. (Read: To be anal...)

2) To have the mission of stamping out ignorance in the world by answering questions as though whoever asked them are complete mendicants.

A- Dude, what time is it?

Ivan- You fucking tool, you don't know what time it is? Oh you are the most pompous ass I've ever heard of. Pssssh...

A- Dude, don't Ivan it up or I'll headbutt the fuck out of you.

Ivan- I'm going to go iron my sheets.

A- I hate you.


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