What is Ivan Von Pasquavitch?
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A geneticist most noted for his work on anthropomorphizing animals. His achievements include creating an unholy army of the night and a small speaking tour in Illinois.
Oh God I'm being shot by a monkey! Damn you Ivan Von Pasquavitch!!
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The host of Nickelodeon's 90's-hit tv show "Double Dare", has quite the distinguished career under his pie-encrusted..
