What is Ivan Von Pasquavitch?
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A geneticist most noted for his work on anthropomorphizing animals. His achievements include creating an unholy army of the night and a small speaking tour in Illinois.
Oh God I'm being shot by a monkey! Damn you Ivan Von Pasquavitch!!
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re·in·tard·na·ted
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Rebirth of the soul in a hillbilly body.
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Jamie Hyneman's ADHD assistant on Mythbusters.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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The vaccine to becoming a zombie. One receives this vaccine by contracting mono. You become dead, but only slightly. On recovering yo..
