Ivanize

What is Ivanize?


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The Process of nerdifing oneself, once Ivanizing is complete, one will find themselves looking at Apple Computers, Electronics, and fugly sweater vests. This person is often seen wandering Best Buy, working at church as a helper, and often involved in leadership at his or her local school. A parent's dream child, but someone bullies want to can.

Tory: Man Crissy! You are ivanizing yourself!

Crissy: Chilax Tory! That will never happen!

Sheila: Hurry up Crissy! they're having a sale on Macs at Best Buy!

Tory: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't Ivanize yourself!!!

See nerd, best buy, apple, church, fugly


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