What is I've Fallen, And I Can't Get Up!?


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Popular catch phrase in the 1980's which was the result of a popular TV commercial for a medical emergency service that targeted the elderly.

The commercial featured a blue haired, pre-historic woman, dishoveled and lying at the foot of the stairs. She presses her emergency call button that is located on a necklace around her wrinkly old head and shouts:

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

huband: "Bitch, where's my sandwich?"

wife: "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

husband: "You didn't answer my goddamn question!"

wife: "I think I broke my hip."

husband: "I'll break your other freakin' hip if I don't get my sandwich now!"

See old, elderly, rosa parks, emergency, commercial


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