Ivf

What is Ivf?


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In Vitro Fertilisation.

In vitro is latin for 'in glass'.

This is a medical process whereby couples having trouble concieving will go recieve help, and concieve without actual intercourse. The male jizzes into a bunch of plastic cups, before the healthy and fast-moving sperm are collected together and crammed in a test tube with ovary produce of the female. After a week or so the female is told to lie on her back before a phallic-shaped tube is rammed deep inside her hole and she recieves some jizz with healthy sperm. This greatly increases chances of fertilisation, but still only 30% of couples concieve. The first "test tube baby" was born Louise Brown in 1978 in the United Kingdom.

The word is sometimes used as an insult

Your parents had IVF to get you, because your dad has one ball!

See Gumba Gumba


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