What is Ivf Mum?
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40-something first-time "perfect" mother who manages her baby relentlessly, feeding it only the choicest organic veg and dressing it in non-GE natural-fibre designer clothing.
Look at that poor baby in the 4-wheel drive bio-fuel buggy...OMG is it wearing Armani??? WHAT an IVF mum!
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40-something first-time mother who's given up a high-flown job and organises her baby mercilessly, feeding it fresh organic veg and buying only the most expensive natural fibre designer clothing. Only the best will do!
Awww, baby Emily is sooo cute - GOD, is that a non-GE goats-milk latte in her bottle?? What an IVF mum!
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Random Words:
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Cutest little boy in the word. Plays in Tijuanasaurus Rex. Even though his middle name sucks!
There goes Antonio Benito Rodriguez, I su..
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Doing a girl doggy style while she's making you breakfast.
I had toast and tea while making Kevin's Bacon..
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A word to substitute all curse words.
Go poopyshnagiggle yourself.
I just poopyshnagiggled myself.
Go suck on a poopyshnagiggle.
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