What is Ivirginity?
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What's lost when an iPhone is touched for the first time. Never again will the iPhone be pristine without smudges or marks.
Jerry: I waited in line 6 hours for the new iPhone today.
Gon: p0wn3d.
Jerry: Yea, and there were activation problems so the AT&T sales rep took it out of the box to unbrick it and took it's iVirginity.
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when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.
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So hilarious that you jizz yourself
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