Ivory Fretboard

What is Ivory Fretboard?


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You go anal on your parter while air guitaring the solo to Stairway to Heaven on your penis.

I hooked up with Jessica last night, we put on a Led Zeppelin CD and I totally Ivory Fretboarded her.

See anal, led zeppelin, sex, guitar, air guitar


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