Ivory Lawnmower

What is Ivory Lawnmower?


1.

The usage of one's teeth to cut or trim a sexual partner's pubic hairs.

"Vanessa complained of my excess pubic hairs so i asked her to perform the ivory lawnmower on me"

Ivory=Teeth

Lawnmower=Act of trimming ones pubic hairs

See sex, position, funny, ivory, lawnmower, pubic, hair


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