What is Ivs?
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"IVS" is an acronym that stands for Indestructible Vagina Syndrome. This is the name given to a woman that can be kicked in the crotch and be unharmed.
*HYAH!*
"Ha! I just kicked your vagina!"
"I have IVS, therefore, I am unhurt."
"Oh, shi-"
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IVS stands for itchy vagina syndrome. Some days your just itchy down there, it could be a disease or because you just haven't shaved in a few days but whatever the reason you just can't stop touching your vagina.
Emily, stop touching your vagina, do you have crabs?
No, I just have IVS!
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When a female in Heat sees a potential mate, the hormones that are released may trigger an involuntary reaction. This reaction causes blood to rush to the vaginal area, this swells and creates irritation and irritability. One is able to tell when a female has IVS when she starts sweating uncontrollably and breathing heavily when she sees a potential mate.
Your girlfriend got IVS (Inflammatory Vaginal Syndrome)when she saw me and offered to blow me.
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