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when u get a boner, and u put a line of crack on it. someone then comes over n snorts it off of it.
This bitch gave me a jumbo bologna ..
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when your iPod battery runs out at workand you spend the rest of the day shooting rubberbands at the guy next to you
My iPod withdrawal..
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3 martinis and some pretzels. Commonly used to make the long half of the day a little more pleasant.
Boss: "Why are you in such a ..