What is Iwhore?
1.
cultish person who waits at Steve Jobs sacred rear portal for fecal manna to fall, so he or she may purchase the item before it hits the floor. Mass e-mailings from apple directly stimulate this person's
Jamie enjoyed listening to Apple press conferences with her credit card between her legs. She was an unapologetic iwhore, even though it had cost her friends and family. See
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Someone who borrows someone else's iPod and uses up the entire battery because they felt the need to go through all their shit.
Ugh, Tracy's such an iWhore, she wanted to look through my music and when she gave it back it had like a sliver of battery left on it!
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3.
A person who will do anything for free iTunes songs - even looking through trash for bottlecaps.
Brett F. is a total iWhore.
4.
Someone who has to have every single unnecessary-but-shiny iGadget to feel good about themselves. iPod, iRiver, iTouch, iPhone...you get the idea.
Girl #1: ZOMGGGGG, there's a new generation iPhone coming out??? I HAVE to have it omg omg omg!!!1
Girl #2: FFS, you're such an iWhore
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