What is I-whore?
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person who buys anything that falls out of Steve Jobs ass. Probably had i-phone first day of release.
When Jessica was younger, she was a vivacious free-thinker. But the disappointments of life crushed her soul until she was reduced to little more than an itinerant i-whore, with a live feed to the the Apple Conference Center on I-TV, 24/7. It was easier this way.
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(n.) A person whose life's goal is to understand the amazing properties of a female's mammary glands.
Kevin moaned as he sque..
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a cake made entirely of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls.
"dude, what's that?"
"it's a swiss cake, doofus."..
