What is I-whore?
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person who buys anything that falls out of Steve Jobs ass. Probably had i-phone first day of release.
When Jessica was younger, she was a vivacious free-thinker. But the disappointments of life crushed her soul until she was reduced to little more than an itinerant i-whore, with a live feed to the the Apple Conference Center on I-TV, 24/7. It was easier this way.
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A more appropriate way of saying a part of the male anatomy often referred to as the penis.
Kid: Hey, mommy my gollywonker hurts.
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is when one falls asleep, somebody puts lipstick on their asshole, then proceeds to fuck their ass, pretending it is a mouth giving them..