I-whore

What is I-whore?


1.

person who buys anything that falls out of Steve Jobs ass. Probably had i-phone first day of release.

When Jessica was younger, she was a vivacious free-thinker. But the disappointments of life crushed her soul until she was reduced to little more than an itinerant i-whore, with a live feed to the the Apple Conference Center on I-TV, 24/7. It was easier this way.

See jobs, apple, leopard, i-pod, itinerant


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