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When a lesbian experiences strong and uncontrollable urges for penis.
Gretchen: "I've got penis fever."
Carol: "Bu..
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When someone farts really bad, and it smells very, very bad!!
Katie:Dude...I root-a-toot and it stank a dank!
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO..
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Deciding what to cook based on how close the food in your refrigerator is to going bad.
Son: What's for dinner?
Mom: I had to do ..