J. Arthur

What is J. Arthur?


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Background: London rhyming slang. Named after J. Arthur Rank, a twentieth century British film producer.

NOUN: Masturbation, or Wank. Rank provding the requisite rhyme.

NOTE: Besides the obvious rhyme origin, this piece of slang may come from the famous opening of Rank's films, which depicted a muscular man in a Toga banging a gong.

"Carmen Electra is so hot, I give myself a J. Arthur every time she's on TV."

See toss, jack off, masturbate, wank, spank


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