J00 F4g Edit Meaning

1. David Lee Roth. Former frontman for rock group Van Halen and current paramedic attendant. The pwnliest man alive. I wish I were aroun..

1. To get a part of the body caught in ones zipper causing the skin to bleed. I was in so much of a hurry for work this morning that I end..

1. Some with poor chat who loves to shove glass jars up their backpassage, and watch the blood and cracked glass seep out of their anus. M..