What is J Hook?
1.
A turd that drops into a toilet and falls into the shape of a J.
Wow that was some J Hook Gill!
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2.
A penis bending sideways, looking like the letter J.
Ryan could piss around a corner because his dick is a fucking J hook.
"yeah, I guess he wouldn't have a problem fucking his cat either"
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3.
To curl your finger in a J shape and use it to lift someone's breast in an upward motion. Usually only done to fat kids or girls with big boobs.
My Girl friend annoyed me so much today, I had no choice but to J Hook her so hard her boob hit her in the face.
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4.
A penis that curves or makes a sharp turn part way through the penis
Dude I was watching a porno last night and the guy had a massive j hook!
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