J Peterman

What is J Peterman?

From Seinfeld fame, Elaine's boss at the catalog company.

Everything that J Peterman said came out sounding like text from a "J Crew" catalog.

(amazing but in fact this company actually exists too....)

"People want things that are hard to find. Things that have romance, but a factual romance, about them."

Hot Swamp

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Joy Jelly

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