What is J Peterman?
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From Seinfeld fame, Elaine's boss at the catalog company.
Everything that J Peterman said came out sounding like text from a "J Crew" catalog.
(amazing but in fact this company actually exists too....)
"People want things that are hard to find. Things that have romance, but a factual romance, about them."
Random Words:
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Pubic hair shaved in the shape of Der Fuhrer's moustache.
"Spread your legs and let my penis invade the Poland of your Hitler..
