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East Coast Lobster Burrito: When you are doing a chick missionary and you reach down and pinch both her nipples.
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Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to..
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:these individuals when intoxicated become so repulsive that only the sloppiest of big sloppies of the opposite sex would like to mate w..