What is Jabba?
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Incredibly lazy, overweight person with a desire to eat foodstuffs of any kind (although commonly fatty) around the clock - and often does. A Jabba is also known to use a number of phrases associated with the trait, such as "Jabba so full of fat" or "NORTY JABBANA"
"Missy Elliot is a jabba"
"Lango you're such a jabba"
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"Jabba the Hutt" was a character in the movie "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi". He was a giant, evil, obese slug-like creature.
The term is often used to describe someone who is fat and/or lazy.
That
pimply comic-nerd looked like Jabba the Hutt.
Hey Jabba! Get off your lazy ass!
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A "Jabba" is in reference to "Jabba The Hut" from star wars. This fat, slobbish persn has little respect for their personal appearance and lacks the motivation to put out the minimal effort it takes to roll off of the couch. A slobish, obese brute. Can be found sleeping on the couch watching daytime tv with half eaten sandwiches on his gut. Sometime Jabbas are prone to smell of feces and filth from either defecating themselves or continuos farting.
When an unfamiliar friend stops by your house and ghasps, " What the fuck is that thing on the couch?" You can reply, "Oh that's just Jabba, he doesn't do much of anything, sorry about the smell though."
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(adj.) in a state of lethargic gluttony, induced by a sizable session of weed smoking (and subsequent munchies), that rivals the lustful, lethargic gluttony of Jabba the Hutt.
I was soo jabba last night-—I just laid there watching Half Baked and eating cans of Pringles.
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A term used to describe a vile, fat ugly man or woman.
Jabba love to gorge on food, and make strange noises when they guzzle there food
"That Angel is such a Jabba"
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The girl joel made out with in public. Also known to have a large vein on her breast that resembles a Crape Myrtle trunk.
The wing-man excuse has also been used for hooking up with her. She also is known to have a live cat living in her belly button, that repeatedly steals shoes and hides them in its lair.The party in question must weigh at least 350 lbs on the hoof.
Sam saw a girl in the bar who was a jabba.
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JABBA is the man off
"it's jabba here folks, welcome to Jabba's Naughty Nighty, on tonights show....."
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