Jabbawanking

What is Jabbawanking?

The process in which a human being of the male gender can successfully carry on a conversation, all while obtaining pleasurable masturbation.

1. Nospat Jack - So baby, what'd you do today...*oooh*

Cas - Oh I went shopping and...EW are you jabbawanking!?

Nospat Jack - Haha um?.. *HOOO*

2. Aaron - Hey man, what'd you do last night?

Rob - Dude, I totally jabbawanked it!

See phone sex, masterbate, pleasure, conversation

Reality Slap

1. A slap back to reality. Pam... you need a reality slap! Stop day dreaming!..

Fupage

1. 1:Derived from the word FUPA; meaning Fat Upper Pussy Area. 2: Excessive cellulite located just above the vaginal area and below the abd..

Emergency Stain

1. The result of a man's Post-Masturbatory Reflection Period being cut brutally short (by the arrival of other people to the scene). U..

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