Jabbawanking

What is Jabbawanking?

The process in which a human being of the male gender can successfully carry on a conversation, all while obtaining pleasurable masturbation.

1. Nospat Jack - So baby, what'd you do today...*oooh*

Cas - Oh I went shopping and...EW are you jabbawanking!?

Nospat Jack - Haha um?.. *HOOO*

2. Aaron - Hey man, what'd you do last night?

Rob - Dude, I totally jabbawanked it!

See phone sex, masterbate, pleasure, conversation

Asserole

1. A frozen dinner that, when nuked, smells like ass. "Dude, what's he cooking for lunch, an asserole??" "Yeah, I don..

Rule 1882

1. You are an idiot I invoke rule 1881 on this post rebuttal: I invoke rule 1882 See idiot, fuckwit..

Textual Harassment

1. To harass someone through text messages. If I texted my co-worker would that be textual harassment? See text, text message, sexual har..

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