Jabber Edit Meaning

1.

an open instant messaging standards protocol, based on xmpp (extensible messaging and presence protocol)

i updated my jabber client this morning, and it's looking great.

See milk

2.

Talking Aload Of Mumbo Jumbo , Usually Fast

he jabbers to much,

quit jabbering on.

3.

Member of The Messengers MC.

A real Big motherfucker from NJ

Holly shit! Jabbers a big motherfucker!

See sober, asshole, biker, punk as fuck

4.

The slang term, referring to a Punjabi person, could be a male or female. Usually used by Guju's or Gujarati people to describe a Punjabi.

Raj Patel: Damn look at those cookies!(hot indian girls)

Vinay Patel:They look like Jabbers (Punjabis).

Raj Patel: Nah, Jabbers arnt that hott.

Raj Patel: What do u call a jabber doing bhangra?

Vinay Patel: Dance SINGH!

See punju, punjabi, jabbers, jatts

5.

One who is generally sleazy, sneaky, and cunning, soley for his benifit.

Origin: In old english, a "Jabber" was a horny man who would try to quickly "jab" his penis into any hole or crevice often victimising women and even other men who were unaware but left with an icky, creepy feeling.

There's something about her boyfriend I don't like. He seems like a bit of a jabber.

See Dude Man

6.

1) A person who trys to make themselves look like "The shit" by having his beer noticeable in pictures, doing ridiculous stupid poses, flexing any muscles, seductive smiles etc

2) Someone who trys to get into as many pictures as possible

"look at john. thats his 13th fucking facebook pic tonight and hes flexing in everyone with an empty natty ice light can that fucking jabber"

See fag, beer, jabber

7.

Jabber is short-hand for Jabberwock or Jabberwocky.

1872, nonsense word (perhaps based on jabber) coined by Lewis Carroll, for the poem of the same name, which he published in "Through the Looking-Glass." The poem is about a fabulous beast called the Jabberwock.

1. Jabberwocky- a playful imitation of language consisting of invented, meaningless words; nonsense; gibberish.

2. Jabberwocky- A mysterious creature unexplained by literal means. Figuratively, a being undefined and mysterious; subjectively determined by symbolic means.

Common Speech-"That guy is so mysterious, he's like a jabber..."

"Will you make an entrance?" "No, I think I'll sneak in like a jabberwock."

See jabber, jabberwock, jabberwocky, dragon, ninja, kenundrum