What is Jabbers?
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Oww, you've written a spiteful definition of me. You really showed me, you even went so far as to call me "canadian"...If being canadian was even a bit insulting, I'd be inclined to write more, but..uhh..I AM canadian. And anothing thing d00d, how come whenever you're all out of insults or clever remarks (which you seem to be out of stock of these things 90% of the time) you resort to calling people "bitches"? After watching you call everyone who disagrees with your stupid opinions a bitch, it wears thin. It's tired and unfunny, just like you. Nobody likes you, nobody is laughing at your definitions either. Stop embarrassing yourself.
"Hurr hurr, I are g-union. You is a bitch, hurr hurr I are so clever!!!11111/eleven11"
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Refers to a certain cylindrical feminine hygiene product
"Hey ma, you got any jabbers I'm all out?!"