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true love, getting a blowjob while on the toilette
my g/f gave me a kerblumpkin yesterday!..
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16th century procedure of omitting gas from the rectum whilst simulating the whoooosh, flash, crack sound of a long barrelled rifle bein..
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who a g-string was named for... steve van gogos
woah baby! that gogos string is damn sexy!..