Jaboozy Edit Meaning

1. Fine footwear. Dress-shoes or otherwise aestetically pleasing shoes. John is always sporting the finest of shoothing! See shoes, shoo..

1. Another way of saying blowjob. Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root"...

1. hes uber 1337 w00d is a 1337 hax0r See john..