What is Jaccob?
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Rightfully pronounced "jack-cub", this name is acredited to those unfortunate babies that were originally meant to be a "Jacob", but their mom was so drugged after giving birth that she couldn't spell their name right.
Tori: "What the fuck Jaccob?!"
Jacob: "(sad face) What'd I do?"
Tori: "I'm not talking to you, you curly headed freak."
(*runs away crying*)
(*single distant gunshot*)
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