What is Jack And Jill Off?
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A co-ed masturbation party at which the participants, as a rule, do not touch. These parties replaced orgies in the 80's when it finally dawned on the straight community that they were not immune to the AIDS virus.
-"We got our bottle of EZ-glide lube and the Mrs. and I are ready for tonight's Jack and Jill off! Wanna join?"
-"Man no way! That 'no lips below the hips' stuff is boring! I'll take a chance on a real orgy!"
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The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.
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