What is Jack Armstrong?
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Slang Name, no offence to any dude who might actually have this name -- I know of no Jack Armstrong. A dude who Jacks off so much that he has developed huge forearms as a result.
I think Popeye is a Jack Armstrong. Look at his forearms. He is a sailor and his girlfriend is OLIVE OIL. Together they found SWEET PEA.
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A variation of squirt em and dessert em. To bone the shit out of bitches squirt all over their ass and then leave them sitting on the fu..
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A person who incessantly licks, or feels the compulsive desire to lick another repeatedly, thereby becoming that person's personal ..
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"Step off." though far less intimating. Really should only be said as a joke, and only with a horrible ghetto accent and (in)a..
