Jack Bag Edit Meaning

1.

n-Jack bag-a military issued sleeping bag that deployed soldiers sleep in and masturbate in before going to sleep at night thinking about their bitch back home or due to the absence of woman. THis sleeping bag can become very foul throughout the course of a deployment. So be weary next time you shop for a used sleeping bag at the Army surplus store.

Friend #1: "Hey if we are going camping I need to borrow a sleeping bag"

Friend #2: "Yeah I have one you can borrow. I slept in this one when I was deployed to Afghanistan"

Friend #1: "FUCK NO!!!! I aint sleepin' in no Jack bag}!!!!"

See douche bag, jerk off

2.

1. n

Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj

term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation

1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"

3.

1. A man purse or messenger bag. The bag a male uses to keep all of his stuff in. Commonly used for work or school.

2. The ass kicking bag that Jack Bauer uses to single handedly pwn terrorists.

{man one} haha dude that is such a murse.

{man two} HELL NO! thats my Jack Bag!

See murse, man bag, bad ass

4.

n. A term formed from the better sections of the terms "jack-off" and "douche-bag". Refers to a person who generally exhibits the traits of above terms, usually at abnormally high levels.

"Hey jack-bag, for the last god-damn time, get your hands off my sandwich!"