What is Jack Bauer Power Dump?


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1. Noun

During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent

2. Verb

To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump

When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.

"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."

"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."

See jack bauer, dump, shit, crap, poop, Crapper


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